Oil me up and smack me on the ass!
December 27th, 2006 by Laurakeet
The absolute best all ’round oil to use after bathing is Neutrogena Body Oil, Light Sesame Formula
Follow the directions on the bottle for best results which are basically - “take a bath, then oil yourself up and then let air dry”. The air drying part gets a bit boring and I tend to hurry through it.
Your skin is left super soft and the smell commingles with your own scent. It’s very sexy and I highly recommend hustling yourself (and partner if you’ve got one) in to the sack.
Other good things about it is that this body oil is readily available at any drug store, is reasonably priced and the bottle lasts for a very long time!
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I never have the patience for the air-drying part. But I agree, this stuff is really good.
The sesame smelling stuff sometimes sets off my asthma. But the unscented Neutrogena body oil
is just as good.
How is it on dry skin? I’ve found that after a steaming hot shower my skin is particularly dry, and lotion just doesn’t cut it.
It’s great on dry skin! I love a hot bath and also have dry skin on my legs. now, a hot bath is exactly what one is not supposed to do when one has dry skin but what’s a whore to do?
rub it in to our damp skin and let air dry. works great!
Well 9 of of 9.5 medical experts recommend Emu Oil for dry skin! don’t forget that now!
Man I am going to have to get some Emu Oil. This is prime BS here, I ahve to quote it,
“Emu oil is so similar in composition to human skin, it is very quickly absorbed into it. ”
I mean we might as well just use some human oil. Maybe the oily skinned people could just scrape themselves with a strigil, and slather their oily dead skin onto the dry skinned people?
No - instead - Emus.