Comments on: Oil me up and smack me on the ass! http://whoresofbath.com/blog/2006/oil-me-up-and-smack-me-on-the-ass/ We love fancy bath stuff! Expensive bubble bath, peppermint lotion, citrus sugar scrub, homemade soap, loofahs, and all that. Decadent baths! Our self-help advice is to take care of yourself and relax. Also, have a sense of humor and buy some stuff off our ads. Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:48:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: Lizzard http://whoresofbath.com/blog/2006/oil-me-up-and-smack-me-on-the-ass/#comment-680 Lizzard Fri, 09 May 2008 00:22:15 +0000 http://whoresofbath.com/blog/archives/14#comment-680 Well 9 of of 9.5 medical experts recommend <a href=http://www.pure-emu-oil.com/emu-oil-dry-skin.html rel="nofollow">Emu Oil</a> for dry skin! don't forget that now! Man I am going to have to get some Emu Oil. This is prime BS here, I ahve to quote it, "Emu oil is so similar in composition to human skin, it is very quickly absorbed into it. " I mean we might as well just use some human oil. Maybe the oily skinned people could just scrape themselves with a strigil, and slather their oily dead skin onto the dry skinned people? No - instead - Emus. Well 9 of of 9.5 medical experts recommend Emu Oil for dry skin! don’t forget that now!

Man I am going to have to get some Emu Oil. This is prime BS here, I ahve to quote it,

“Emu oil is so similar in composition to human skin, it is very quickly absorbed into it. ”

I mean we might as well just use some human oil. Maybe the oily skinned people could just scrape themselves with a strigil, and slather their oily dead skin onto the dry skinned people?

No - instead - Emus.

]]> By: Laurakeet http://whoresofbath.com/blog/2006/oil-me-up-and-smack-me-on-the-ass/#comment-677 Laurakeet Thu, 08 May 2008 18:32:07 +0000 http://whoresofbath.com/blog/archives/14#comment-677 It's great on dry skin! I love a hot bath and also have dry skin on my legs. now, a hot bath is exactly what one is not supposed to do when one has dry skin but what's a whore to do? rub it in to our damp skin and let air dry. works great! It’s great on dry skin! I love a hot bath and also have dry skin on my legs. now, a hot bath is exactly what one is not supposed to do when one has dry skin but what’s a whore to do?
rub it in to our damp skin and let air dry. works great!

]]> By: jambery http://whoresofbath.com/blog/2006/oil-me-up-and-smack-me-on-the-ass/#comment-676 jambery Thu, 08 May 2008 18:14:15 +0000 http://whoresofbath.com/blog/archives/14#comment-676 How is it on dry skin? I've found that after a steaming hot shower my skin is particularly dry, and lotion just doesn't cut it. How is it on dry skin? I’ve found that after a steaming hot shower my skin is particularly dry, and lotion just doesn’t cut it.

]]> By: Lizzard http://whoresofbath.com/blog/2006/oil-me-up-and-smack-me-on-the-ass/#comment-673 Lizzard Wed, 07 May 2008 02:34:18 +0000 http://whoresofbath.com/blog/archives/14#comment-673 I never have the patience for the air-drying part. But I agree, this stuff is really good. The sesame smelling stuff sometimes sets off my asthma. But the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FKGILU?ie=UTF8&tag=whoofbatwelov-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B000FKGILU" rel="nofollow">unscented Neutrogena body oil</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=whoofbatwelov-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B000FKGILU" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" /> is just as good. I never have the patience for the air-drying part. But I agree, this stuff is really good.

The sesame smelling stuff sometimes sets off my asthma. But the unscented Neutrogena body oil is just as good.

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