Oh, honey! My fantasy bath with Lindsey Lohan!
Who wouldn’t want to have a fancy bubble bath with Lindsey Lohan, I ask you?! She’s so luscious and and has those cute little freckles across her nose! Where else does she have freckles?! OMG! You’re so bad! I’m NOT TELLING! You’ll have to envision your own fantasy bath with a nude Lindsey Lohan, you perv. 
Lindsey Lohan naked! In one of those really deep Japanese soaking tubs! I would walk in in my little secretary outfit (high heels, hair in bun, glasses) in order to inform her of all her celebrity appearances for the day.
Oh Ms. Lohan! would you like to try this lovely Deep Steep Honey Bubble Bath? Here let me fill the tub for you, you’ll want to smell extra nice for your interview with Oprah!
As the tub filled with yummy honey smelling bubbles I would lean over to brush the hair from her bleary hung over eyes and *whoops* I would FALL IN THE TUB WITH HER!
As the water made my white button down silk shirt more and more transparent we would suddenly grasp each other in a passionate embrace, heaving bosom pressed to heaving bosom!
Laurkeet! she would gasp, I was hoping you would fall in!
Oh! Ms. Lohan! *blushing and giggling*
FADE TO BLACK….
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