Leave me alone, I am in the bath!

Frankly, I do not understand people who do not take baths but ‘more fool them’ and it leaves more hot water for me. I feel the same way about people who do not have books in their house. It makes me worry that they are not really human and are some kind of aliens with human suits on.

I have always loved a good bath and right now the bathroom is the only room in the house with a door that I can close unless you count the pantry, but I have no desire to hang out in the pantry. The really great thing about our bathroom is that it has a heat lamp and a warm fan. I don’t know how I lived without these things before! However, out actually bathtub is not so great, a tad shallow and whoever installed it installed it so that it is tilted. But these are nitpicks and I am grateful for my bathroom and our giant water heater cranked to the max.

In the past I have spent my last $5 on cigarettes and bath salts and I would do it again in a heartbeat as without the decadent bath I am nothing.