A really, really good salt body scrub!

My nephew gave me this lemon mint body scrub for Christmas this year. It is really, really good. It’s lemony. It’s minty. It’s salty. It’s scrub-y.

This stuff is the bomb: Cool Mint Lemonade Salt Scrub with Crushed Mint Leaves 9 oz by Giovanni Organic Hair Care / 9 Oz.

You can buy some on Amazon and most beauty supply stores and even, I think, drug stores. Ten bucks gets you a nice big jar that lasts for along time.

There are some tips and tricks and a warning I need to give y’all though.

tip: Use this before your shower NOT in bath.
trick: Turn on shower, get in and get yourself damp, turn off water, scrub the living bejeezus out of your skin with the Cool Mint Lemonade Salt Scrub - If you are too wet the salt dissolves too quickly even tho they are good big chunks of knubbly salt.
warning: Do not touch your eyes, nose, mouth or vag after touching this stuff. Um! Tingly!

There is some hilarious marketing copy on the jar, behold:

If my body were to wish for something cool it would wish for a refreshing tonic with calming mint awash under a spring rain. If my body wished for that, I would drink in the refreshing fragrance of summer and feel alive.

Oooookay… Well, my body wishes for something more along the lines of OMGLEMONADEWITHFUCKINGMINTOMGTINGLYMINTGAH!

It leaves you feeling cool and minty and soft NOT greasy!

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