Oil me up and smack me on the ass!

The absolute best all ’round oil to use after bathing is Neutrogena Body Oil, Light Sesame Formula. It smells perfect, like musky sesame oil.

Follow the directions on the bottle for best results which are basically - “take a bath, then oil yourself up and then let air dry”. The air drying part gets a bit boring and I tend to hurry through it.

Your skin is left super soft and the smell commingles with your own scent. It’s very sexy and I highly recommend hustling yourself (and partner if you’ve got one) in to the sack.

Other good things about it is that this body oil is readily available at any drug store, is reasonably priced and the bottle lasts for a very long time!